Imagine having a teacher named Alejandro, so whenever he calls on you just be like

breezima:

“Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Alejandro!”

(Source: lmaogtfo, via ollimolli)

When someone turns on the light when you’re sleeping.

(Source: ryudolph, via ollimolli)

erossum:

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

 #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

(via ollimolli)

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

(via eviedunn)

illolitanati:

jaehyomo:

i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”

THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG

(via jeydoesntcare)

depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk

(Source: olipsyches, via delusionalmilkhotel)

Person: hey have you read any good books lately?
Me: are you ready for this conversation

stravaganza:

chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

The Four Elemelons.

Avatar: The Last Melonbender.

(via monandaeg)